Why Democrats Are Like Herpes

by Wayne Root

Poor, poor liberal snowflakes. You’ve overplayed your hand and you are losing- badly. 

It’s so embarrassing, I actually feel bad for Democrats. Could they really be this delusional and out of touch?

The more they talk about Stormy, the more they turn off the American people.

 

Want to watch liberals lose their minds? Bang their heads against a wall? Howl at the moon like werewolves? Report to them that Donald Trump is about to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Then explain how Trump has actually earned that prize- as opposed to Obama, who got his Nobel Peace Prize for achieving exactly nothing.

 

Isn’t that a hoot?

 

The good news keeps coming for President Trump. The economy is booming. Not only should Trump win a Nobel Peace Prize for bringing South and North Korea together, he should be up for the Nobel Prize for Economics too. Has any world leader in history earned both in the same year?

 

We found out on Friday that the U.S. unemployment rate fell below 4%- the lowest rate since way back in 2000.

 

ADP also reported US private companies added over 200,000 jobs in April, for the fifth month in a row. Demand for labor remains solid across every industry.

 

The other good news on Friday was the quality of jobs. Obama bragged nonstop about quantity- never mentioning our entire economy was reduced to crappy, low-wage, part-time jobs that required food stamps to survive.

 

Trump’s new jobs are GREAT jobs. Manufacturing, mining and professional service jobs led the way in the April report. Over the past 12 months, manufacturing has added 245,000 high wage jobs! Thank you, President Trump for making America great again!

 

Incidently, the black unemployment rate fell again- to the lowest in history. And the gap between white and black unemployment narrowed. It turns out Kanye West is a man of wisdom. Donald Trump is far better for the black community than Obama ever was.

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The Democrats response? Bring up Stormy the porn star. It’s all liberals want to talk about. CNN and MSNBC gave Stormy wall to wall coverage for the past 60 days. Stormy’s lawyer appeared on CNN an average of once a day for the past 60 days.

 

The result? Trump and the GOP are exploding in the polls. Blue wave in November? Not anymore. This obsession with Stormy is a disaster for Dems.

 

As of Friday, Trump was at a robust 51% approval at Rasmussen. That’s far above where Trump was on the day he was elected. It’s also far above Obama at the same point of his presidency.

 

Another poll shows Trump’s evangelical Christian support at the highest point in history. So much for “the Stormy effect.”

 

Still another poll shows black male support for Trump has doubled from 11% to 22% in a week since Kanye West announced his support for Trump.

 

Still another poll shows Democrats have lost 9 points with Millennials since the election. Millennials actually believe the GOP is better for the economy. This is an electoral earthquake.

 

A new Morning Consult poll shows Republicans winning EVERYTHING in the U.S. Senate. A 9-seat sweep is within reach! Five incumbent Democrat Senators are losing by 5 points or more. Four other incumbent Democrat Senators are statistically tied. “The Stormy effect” is bringing down the entire Democrat party.

 

And then there’s CNN’s ratings. All that “Stormy” and they’re dying. CNN’s highest rated show came in a humiliating 24th for April. Their 2nd highest rated show came in 27th. Their morning show is the lowest rated show in all of cable news. Dead last.

 

Guy Cecil, the head of one of the most powerful liberal Super PACs said this past week, “Democrats need to put a whole new set of issues in front of people…I don’t think Stormy Daniels is going to produce one additional vote in almost any race that we run in 2018.”

 

So, here’s my message to Democrats. Please, please, PLEASE keep talking about Stormy. Ignore jobs. Ignore the economy. Ignore the tragedy of Obamacare. Ignore illegal immigration. Make it all about Stormy 24/7. I dare you. I double dare you!

 

It’s perfect irony that we’re talking about a porn star. Because the Democrat Party is like herpes- they are the gift that keeps on giving.

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