Who in their right mind would do something like this?

Tesla owner will never lose his car key again – after he implants a chip in his hand to unlock his vehicle.

Brandon Dalaly spent over $400 to have the keys permanently implanted in his hand using a microchip, NY Post reported.

Video of Tesla owner implants chip in hand for car key
He shared a video on Twitter last week. It showed him having a chip implanted in his hand by a professional piercer. He then used the back of his hand to unlock his Tesla.

https://insiderpaper.com/tesla-owner-implants-car-key-in-hand-using-chip/

h/t Phen