by Chris Black
I mean, summers are hot, right? Or at least we used to know that when we were kids. Nowadays everything is a disaster.
BREAKING NEWS: Flights in and out RAF Brize Norton in Oxfordshire have been halted because the "runway has melted" in the hot weather, Sky News understands.
Live updates: https://t.co/tZQg6mIto4
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— Sky News (@SkyNews) July 18, 2022
What the hell is wrong with society?
Londoners: a rare Level 4 heatwave has been declared.
Try to stay out of the sun at the hottest periods between 11-3pm & apply sun cream when outdoors.
If you do need to head out, @UKHSA advises to walk in the shade, apply sunscreen, wear a hat and light, loose cotton clothes.
— Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan (@MayorofLondon) July 18, 2022
Maybe all those offshore windmills changing weather patterns weren’t a good idea.
Plus they constantly lie about the weather.
When they claimed it was 97 degrees a few days ago, my car’s temperature readout never went above 92.
Instead of reporting real temperatures the news likes to report the Real Feel, which can be 15 degrees above the actual.