Fed policy summarized: Don’t drop, fragile, handle with care. Yes, they’re that scared.


What a circus. I imagine there’s a big sign in every Fed building in America: Don’t drop, fragile, handle with care.

Janet Yellen, while no longer in a Fed building, committed the cardinal sin of pointing out the obvious yesterday: Rates may have to be raised in response to rising inflation.

The response sequence was as predictable as laughable:

Recognizing the market’s reaction of the unthinkable: Selling, the comments had to be caveated to immediately erase the damage of a near 3% drop in the tech sector.

Yes, this is how conditioned investors are, this is how pitifully everything is centered around policy makers where the slightest hint or thought of even just thinking about reducing the free money spigot may cause selling of equities.

And it wasn’t just Yellen coming to the rescue of her unforced error course. In the last 24 hours alone a multitude of Fed speakers coming out nearly every hour to assure markets that they either have the tools ideal with inflationary pressures or that inflationary pressures will be transitory or even moving the goalposts outright:

Don’t worry is the message, you can always count on the Fed to fix everything. No really, that’s the message sent to investors on a daily basis:

What is this? Markets need hand holding every minute of the day?

Imagine the carnage if the Fed raised rates by a measly quarter point tomorrow. Instant combustion.

This is how fragile this entire construct really is. It couldn’t handle a quarter point rate hike without first “communicating” it ever so gently with 200 Fed speeches for a year or two.

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It really is pitiful for it highlights the reality of the trap central bankers have created for themselves and the world. The asset price inflation monster they have created, now having ballooned to more than twice the size of the economy, requires constant hand holding, assurances, and yes, the obvious: Manipulation.

Makes one wonder how scared they really are of a major market correction. Indeed the entire episode is once again revealing. The very fact Yellen felt compelled or was compelled to clarify her earlier statement within a mere hours of markets selling off speaks to how sensitive policy makers are to any market downside. It also again reveals what markets really are these days and have been since 2009: A cheap money OnlyFans page, an artificial construct that lives off distorted liquidity injections:

But it all works. The buyers keep on coming as long as the politburo assures the loosest financial conditions ever to remain in place concurrent to the fastest growth period in over 50 years, a reckless policy construct in any setting, but one that this Fed is all too eager to maintain for it’s afraid of the beast it has created.

People may think all this is confidence inspiring. I disagree. It reveals how precarious our market bubble is if it requires this much daily jawboning and minute by minute communication “fixes”.

An old adage comes to mind:

When do we know things have changed? When the jawboning no longer works and markets fail to make new highs and selling commences on its own. For it looks some have already decided to leave this party:

The Fed is desperate to keep this party going. Their words and actions make this plain. Worse, they know they have willfully created an asset bubble while publicly denying it as evidenced by Fed advisors and former Fed officials.

Derelict I say:

Reckless bankers in the face of mounting reality. We’ve seen this movie before haven’t we?

But as long as the party keeps going the consequences to come are ignored. In the meantime: Don’t drop, fragile, handle with care.


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