IT’S ON: Drunkblogging the First Democratic Debate: Night Two.

via pjmedia:

ere’s the lineup if you’re just tuning in:

Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont (Democratic Socialist)

Sen. Kamala Harris of California (People’s Democratic Socialist)

Mayor Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, Indiana (Socialist Democratic People’s Party)

Sen. Michael Bennet of Colorado (Progressive Socialist-Democrat)

Author Marianne Williamson (Progressive Democrat-Socialist)

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York (Democratic Progressive-Socialist)

Rep. Eric Swalwell of California (Bolshevik)

Former Vice President Joe Biden (Menshevik)

Entrepreneur Andrew Yang (Filthy Running Dog Capitalist Pig, But Possibly LGBTQ-Friendly)

Gov. John Hickenlooper of Colorado. (Democrat, Not Socialist, He Swears)

I’ve been carbo-loading all day, so the odds of passing out at my desk are… pretty good, probably.

h/t SG