Just another flip flop wearing crime victim

I rant against flip flops in a dangerous world. Here is an example. Flip flops were not the deciding factor in this case, BUT, it’s the attitude of someone who chooses to wear worthless footwear that is the downfall of this dude. Hmmm, let me go to the bank and withdraw $10,000 in cash and flip flop my way across the parking lot while drinking a margarita.

h/t CharlieFoxtrot