Next week’s news articles be like: “The alien attack caused extreme uncertainty resulting in the economic crash. Obviously nobody could have anticipated this”

I guess the last card which is the Alien card is now being thrown out. They really are getting desperate don’t they… Werner Von Braun Nasa’s ops paperclip scientist from Nazi Germany had already warned on his dying bed to his close assistant Doris that this day would happen and it’s all a lie.

h/t  Jason_1982