Rosie O’Donnell Offers Republican Senators Million$ To Vote Against Tax Cut Bill, Jeff Sessions Still Sleeping on the Job!

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By Chris Black

Political discourse just reached a new high in the Trump era, courtesy of social media and the interwebz. Obviously, I am referring to Twitter and that strange creature Rosie O’Donnell, a feral never Trumper who was so blatantly stupid she tried to bribe US Senators offering them millions of dollars cash provided they vote against President Trump’s tax cut bill. To make a long and amusing story short, Rosie O’Donnell tweeted last night she offers two million smackaroos (cash) to any Republican senator who’s ready to kill Trump’s tax reform bill.
In case you’re not Mr. Current Affairs, Rosie O’Donnell is a comedian and talk-show host, but the joke’s on her this time. The thing is, regardless of how proudly and openly one may try to bribe US Senators for whatever reason, this is a felony which may land you in prison for up to fifteen years. As the Senate was debating the bill on tax reform on Tuesday night (breaking news: it passed), Rosie O’Donnell went on to Twitter and offered $2 mn to any senator that would have the guts to vote against the bill, yet she suffered a major disappointment as no one seemed to be interested in the offer, i.e. the bill passed with 51 votes vs 48 (all DEMs voted against it).

The Twitter bribing attempt started with Rosie O’Donnell targeting two specific GOP members, Susan Collins of Maine and Jeff Flake of Arizona, the presumably soft targets in her view (or maybe the poorest, who knows):
so how about this i promise to give 2 million dollars to senator susan collins and 2 million to senator jeff flake if they vote NO NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS FOR THE SUOER RICH DM me susan DM me jeff no shit 2 million cash each

Then she added:
susan – 2 million dollars cash call if u want to negotiate do u think your family is proud of u @sennatorcollins woman – mother – grandmother – sister – daughter u have betrayed us all dear god ask for forgiveness redeem ur soul tomorrow #NOTSEXIST

rachel meadow asks – “was susan collins engaged … did u feel a heartbeat – was she human” SHE THINKS ITS SEXIST ? NO U SEE SUSAN STOOD AND SAID – NO – I WONT KILL AMERICANS – AND NOW SHE SAYS “YES – YES I WILL KILL AMERICANS” FUCK U SUSAN COLLINS – U MAKE ME SICK – UR NO WOMAN


Twitter users tried to remind Rosie that what she’s doing is completely against the law, i.e. bribing government officials is kosher only if you’re a lobbyist, but not so cool if you’re a humorless failed and fat comedian openly engaged in horse trading on Twitter. There were some hilarious exchanges following Rosie’s mental breakdown:
If Trump orders Sessions to investigate Rosie, he will be carved into Rushmore by Friday.

Rosie proved once again she’s a lady:
suck my dick ben
I don’t want to rain on Rosie’s feminist parade, but remember what happened to Dinesh D’Souza for something relatively harmless, i.e. violating election law. By the way, didn’t she also “pwomise” to leave the country if Trump was elected? We are still waiting for her permanent departure.

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10 thoughts on “Rosie O’Donnell Offers Republican Senators Million$ To Vote Against Tax Cut Bill, Jeff Sessions Still Sleeping on the Job!

    • Jefferson is wasting too much time with Podesta in their luciferian pedo rape, murder and cannibalism of children.
      After observing a number of these PoSs, who include Hilary and Huma, and Chelsea, don’t think they’re all male, there are common tells.
      Jefferson is the cliche luciferian dandy. Think of him as its canonical form.

  1. Last time I checked, bribery was illegal…
    While I somewhat sympathize with the goal (the tax bill should have done more to get the tax load off the poor and middle classes instead of focusing on giving a gift to billionaires who don’t need it — but the provisions to get businesses to move their production back home are a good thing, so this bill is clearly neither all great nor all wrong), there’s only one proper response: LOCK HER UP!

  2. Bribing politicians to vote on a certain issue is done all the time by corporations and foreign governments. The people or groups that do this are called lobbyist. If you witness who is giving to whom regarding campaign financing you can be assured that that candidate is going to vote for the one that financially supported his election. Rosie is just a jerk but by doing this she has exposed how crooked the political system is.

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