Joe Biden’s presidency could make America normal again.
Our next president, Joe Biden, “will restore a bunch of norms,” vowed Barack Obama in November. And norms are exactly what America wants back. After boy genius Bill Clinton, blueblood heir to power George W. Bush, visionary hope-and-change merchant Barack Obama and disruptor Donald Trump, Joe Biden promises to be America’s first normie president — a guy whose pitch is, “I’m average.”
On Wednesday, Joe Biden walks into the barroom that is America like the rumpled fat man on the ’80s sitcom and everyone present joyously cries out, “Norm(ie)!” After the convulsions of the World War I era, and a very abnormal presidency held by Woodrow Wilson, the next president, Warren G. Harding, famously promised a Return to Normalcy. Biden is taking over because he represents “Normalcy 2: The Re-Normening.”
Flashback: Sorry, there will be no return to normalcy under Joe Biden.
Related: Welcome to Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s new abnormal.
A new crop of Texas-led lawsuits awaits Joe Biden’s White House.
IT’S COME TO THIS: More U.S. Military Troops Needed To Install Joe Biden Than We Have in Afghanistan.
Related: Biden builds the wall! A 12-Foot Wall Is Going Up Around The Capitol To Protect Joe Biden And That’s Weird Because I’ve Been Repeatedly Told By Dems Like Joe Biden That Walls Are Immoral.
Amazing how quickly the government can build a wall when it's our ruling class being threatened as opposed to small towns on the southern border t.co/aA3p0ZvAWv
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 16, 2021
Biden Is Already Rewarding Failure.
AFP reported Saturday that Biden has appointed Wendy Sherman, whose chief claim to fame is negotiating the notorious Iran nuclear deal, to be deputy secretary of state. It’s a classic example of failing up.
Biden said of Sherman and anti-Russia career diplomat Victoria Nuland, whom he named undersecretary for political affairs, that they “have secured some of the most defining national security and diplomatic achievements in recent memory. I am confident that they will use their diplomatic experience and skill to restore America’s global and moral leadership. America is back.”
And file this under “#Unity:” Bracing for the “flurry” of Biden’s day one executive orders.
All US Federal Prisons are now in Lockdowns
h/t Glenn