21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40.
via dailymail: Thomas the bisexual goose died in a bird rehabilitation sanctuary aged 40 He shunned females and shacked up with a male swan named Henry for 24 years When Henry mated with a young swan he helped raise 68 cygnets …