You can’t make this up: Hunter Biden to write a memoir, “Beautiful Things”

by DCG

One thing his father did teach him? Milk The System for all it’s worth. Can’t let his white privilege go to waste.

We really are living in an alternate universe. The problem child of #NotMyPresident has received a deal to publish a memoir titled, “Beautiful Things.”

According to this fluff piece published by an approved member of the Ministry of Truth, this memoir will focus on Hunter’s publicized struggles with substance abuse. Get ready to barf when you read the following:

“In his harrowing and compulsively readable memoir, Hunter Biden proves again that anybody — even the son of a United States President — can take a ride on the pink horse down nightmare alley,” legendary author Stephen King wrote in his blurb of the book.

“Biden remembers it all and tells it all with a bravery that is both heartbreaking and quite gorgeous. He starts with a question: Where’s Hunter? The answer is he’s in this book, the good, the bad, and the beautiful,” he added.”

Read the whole article here.

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I wonder if Biden’s memoir will include any of his other activities that he may consider “beautiful:”

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Sleeping with his dead brother’s wife
Knocking up a stripper and then refusing to pay child support
Engaging in sexual acts with Chinese women (I will not provide link for this; check it out for yourself if you’d like)

Also wondering if “Pop” will get 10% of the book proceeds?

Hunter Biden trying to pass himself off as some “John John”

Only in our “white privilege” America can the white 51-year-old son of an entrenched white bureaucrat get a book deal after having achieved no major accomplishments, other than making a living off his father’s political name.

DCG

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