BREAKING ALERT: CDC confirms Zombie virus, it is called LQP-79.

CDC confirms Zombie virus, it is called LQP-79.
Mild symptoms of LQP-79 include high fever, vomiting, coughing, chest pains, increased blood pressure, and increased heart rate. Later and more severe symptoms include psychotic behavior and extreme aggression.
Once you have been infected with LQP-79 virus you must be isolated from society until a cure can be found or you must be destroyed to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder. The LQP-79 virus can be spread by anyone within speaking distance and word of the disease taking over the minds of young victims in their early teens has occurred in North America.
Not all victims of the LQP-79 virus are susceptible to cannibal attacks or have a taste for flesh.
Details on this very topic:
The Jun 4th, 2012 LQP-79 Public Announcement indicated that the three previous attacks associated with the virus were somehow connected to the Miami International Airport. The Florida Department of Health has not released an announcement that would indicate that a potential health hazard associated with the departure from Miami International Airport would exist.
As a precaution, the CDD is releasing Interim Guidance for Management of Lyssavirus Quas Paramyxoviridae aboard commercial aircraft.
LQP-79 Miami Air Travel Guide and Safety Tips
Commercial air travel is often characterized by the movement of large numbers of people in closed and semi-closed settings. As with other close contact environments, these settings can put in you within close proximity of an infected individual facilitate the transmission of the LQP-79 virus from person to person during an attack.

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23 thoughts on “BREAKING ALERT: CDC confirms Zombie virus, it is called LQP-79.”

  1. Everything I’ve seen about this so called virus does not check out.
    Sounds like total Bull Shit!
    This is not a government website but it is trying to impersonate one.
    I can’t believe this was posted again.

  2. Seriously? Come on guys… the CDC did NOT confirm any such thing. I can’t believe you guys posted this, let alone put it on a sticky at the top of the blog.

  3. You know if you continue to post crap that doesn’t have a shred of truth to it, you loose a lot of credibility. If your going to lock it in on the top you really should make sure it’s real.

  4. The CDC never said this was real, they deny it. I’m not saying it’s a fake virus, but to say the CDC admits it is just incorrect. I don’t think the CDC would warn you, as I do believe the virus was made by us and meant to be used again the surplus population.

  5. If you think this will be a good thing, you’re wrong. I’m with you in that I think a zombie apocalypse will start, but did any of you pay attention to the ‘speaking distance’ infection radius? If you were to so much as smell a zombie, you’d eat the faces of your loved ones as soon as you ‘turn’. Even if that weren’t the case, it wouldn’t be as fun as we all think.

    • It states above that you may not crave human flesh but have psychotic episodes. But I do agee on the fact that it would not be good, and the speaking distance thing is downright intimidating.

  6. If our piss poor government is really testing this disease along with others, then we are all fucked. They won’t be able to control this, and even though the CDC has a zombie plan along with the Pentagon, they won’t be able to do shit against this. They are messing with thing’s they shouldn’t be.

  7. The ‘speaking distance’ thing, I’m not all that scared for that. I’ll look pretty darn fine in my dust mask, and it’ll work just as well.

  8. Do what they do in the walking dead I know I will survive easily lqp79 is coming get ready continents THE DEAD WILL WALK just stay out of the big cities and lock and load get as many people as possible find some were safe like a prison or a big boat or a farm or even a motel with barbed wire fences use silent weapon’s unless you’re surrounded be like rick grimes or the governor and stay alive whether the zombies are fast like in DAWN OF THE DEAD orbe slow like THE WALKING DEAD or theycan sprint like in ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE but when it does happen and it will be careful watch your corners and your backs and be quite and most of ALL STAY TO GETHER its your only hope for survival and trust no one unless you really trust them get ready world the CDC can’t save us no one can only we can save our self god made this virus for a reason it’s the resurrection of the deadthe dinosaus we’re here first us second now another life form will take our place THE DEAD good by good luck


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