Can you imagine working for a company that has a little bit more than 500 employees and have the following statistics:

* 29 has been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

This dysfunctional company are the 535 members of the United States Congress

h/t Deplorable QuantumLove