Experts Announce New Coronavirus Variant “Arcturus” Spreads

by Chris Black

Why haven’t we had a new variant, you asked?

Don’t worry, we got this fam!

They’ve added conjunctivitis as a symptom now. Eventually, all diseases will be a coronavirus symptom.

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They announce these new variants every few weeks.

They always have to have one on the back burner, just in case they decide to go back into lockdowns.

The names are getting better by the day tho’.

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