I want to celebrate the greatest GOP salesperson in history: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (aka AOC).
With enemies like AOC, who needs friends? No friend of mine, or friend of the GOP could ever do for Republicans what Ocasio-Cortez is doing on a daily basis.
The more AOC and her communist cabal talks about killing farting cows; trains that fly across oceans; ending all cars, trucks, boats and planes; knocking down all homes and buildings; free housing for all provided by Big Brother; guaranteed income whether you feel like working, or not; abortion in every pot (even after the baby is born alive); and let’s not forget her love for socialist hellholes like Venezuela and hatred for Israel…add these up and it spells…
Trump landslide in 2020.
AOC is the best thing to ever happen to Trump and the GOP. Don’t take my word for it. Nancy Pelosi and the Democrat leadership hate her more than me. The Democrat leadership is already planning to remove her district for the 2020 election. She won’t have anywhere to run. That’s how much they like AOC, after one month of listening to her hysteria, delusion and babbling fantasies.
Now add in AOC’s depressing feelings about having babies. She says we’re all going to die in 12 years because of global warming, so no one should reproduce. AOL is as warm and fuzzy as Assisted Suicide. When she walks in the door, even hell freezes over.
The best way to describe AOC is she is like, a “Valley Girl” updated for 2019, mixed with, like, a communist dictator. I say “like” because she says “like” a lot in her statements. Just like a “Valley Girl.” If I met a genie and I got just one wish, it would be for AOC to like, keep talking.
The numbers are out and they will scare normal Americans to death. AOC’s “Green New Deal” should be renamed “The Green Suicide Deal.” Because it is clearly suicide for America.
A new analysis by the former head of the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office reports this “Green New Deal”will cost $93 trillion dollars. That’s like, all the money in the world, and then some. Like.
Let me give you some real-life examples of how much money AOC wants to spend so the world doesn’t end in exactly 12 years.
$93 trillion is almost 5 times more than the entire annual US economy.
$93 trillion is bigger than the entire annual world economy.
$93 trillion in almost 5 times more than the entire staggering US national debt of $22 trillion.
The US government budget is $4 trillion. AOC wants to spend almost 25 times more than that.
If $1 represented 1 milimeter, AOC’s Green New Deal would travel 2,325 trips around the planet earth. Would that be on a solar-powered train?
That’s over $600,000 per household in new debt.
But AOC, like, where would all the money come from? Trees? Sugar plum fairies? Unicorns? Fidel Castro?
That’s just insane. These are the ramblings and fantasies of a “Valley Girl” updated for 2019, mixed with, like, a communist dictator. Throw in a straight jacket and a lifetime stay at an insane asylum.
But AOC is like, the greatest GOP salesperson in history. Thank you!
Wayne Allyn Root is a CEO, entrepreneur, best-selling author, nationally-syndicated talk show host on USA Radio Network and the host of “The Wayne Allyn Root Show” on Newsmax TV nightly at 8 PM ET. To find out more about Wayne Allyn Root and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate website at www.creators.com.