Please go and watch interviews and debates with Joe Biden if you haven’t….

by MrNagasaki

  1. “Make sure you have the record player on at night… make sure the kids hear words.”
  2. “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the, go, you know the, you know the thing.”
  3. “Super Thursday”
  4. “I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see help out, if not vote for the other Bi- gimme a look though okay?”
  5. “Alright Chuck!”
  6. “Right here in the state of North South Carolina.”
  7. Randomly biting his wife’s finger.
  8. Worked with Deng Xiaoping, who died 23 years ago, on the Paris Climate Accord during the Obama administration.
  9. “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
  10. Whatever the hell this is.
  11. We’ll increase healthcare premiums and make sure care is not quality, only affordable.
  12. “Look, fat, look, here’s the deal.”
  13. “My deceased son was the Attorney General of the United States.”
  14. Being aggressive and inappropriate with Iraq war veterans, wrongly insinuating that his son died in the war.
  15. This incoherent word salad.
  16. “We choose truth over facts.”
  17. “150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.”
  18. Confusing Theresa May with Margaret Thatcher.
  19. Confusing Angela Merkel with Margaret Thatcher.
  20. “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
  21. Rambling confused gibberish, including saying Robert F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr were assassinated in the late 70s.
  22. Fix the problem of violence against women by “punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.”
  23. Implementing a childcare tax credit would “put 720 million women back in the workforce.”
  24. Thought he was in Vermont when he was in New Hampshire.
  25. Confused New Hampshire and Nevada.
  26. Said he was vice president during the Parkland shooting.
  27. Said 1976 when he meant 2014.
  28. Said he’s looking forward to “appointing the first African American woman to the United States Senate.”
  29. “Go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.”
  30. Made, then dropped, claim that he was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.
  31. “Clipping coupons at the stock market.”
  32. Confused his wife and his sister.
  33. Jill Biden’s face revealing a flash freakout when he starts forgetting what he’s saying.
  34. Claimed he had the support of the “only” African American woman that had ever been elected to the senate, while the other one was standing on the stage with him.
  35. “Why why why why why why why!”
  36. Referred to Bernie Sanders as “the president”, then, still unable to remember his name, called him “my friend Vermont”.
  37. Also called Cory Booker “the president”.
  38. Repeatedly forgot Obama’s name, called him “President… My Boss”.
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Source: Caitlin Johnstone



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