This is so far the best joke from FED heard this year.

We Need Someone At The Fed Who Understands Stable Money: Forbes

“Stable Money” is the principle that the United States used, in its monetary affairs, for nearly 200 years, before the floating currency era began in 1971. It worked: the U.S. became, in that time, the wealthiest country in human history, with the broadest and most prosperous middle class…