TrumPump Cheat Code Exposed!

by unikend

First and foremost, I am not working for the feds. But I just wanna say that I was vaccinated at a young age and hence am clearly autistic, which is why I managed to discover the cheat code.

Simply observing the daily changes of SP500 it is apparent to anyone who has autism that the feds time their ultimates perfectly, it is not known if their ultimates have a cooldown, but they time it perfectly and heres what I mean.

Every Thursday, unemployment numbers are released. The numbers have been ridiculous, and news coverage about the bread line seems to have no apparent effect. Why is that so? Lets visualize when the Feds use their ultimates in a single graph.

Feds using their ultimates on SP500

It is apparent that every week, the Feds MUST release one piece of good news to the shareholders before the bad news and thats what creates the impression of bull weeks that we have been witnessing.

If we follow this theory, the most autistic strategy is to bank in on the fact that the feds burn 1 ultimate every week between Wednesday and Thursday.

How can we use this to our advantage?

Feds need to time their ultimates so optimally we buy calls before they use it.

When will the Feds use their ultimate again?

I don’t know for sure, but here are some critical dates:

GDP Estimates – 4/29 08:30am, 4/30 08:30am

Weekly Jobless Claims -Thursdays 08:30am

FDA Approval Dates – These are the ultimate abilities that Feds have in their pocket, it doesn’t matter if the drug works, they just need to make the headlines.

TL;DR

Buy calls every Wednesday morning, sell it once the Feds use their ultimate.

SPY 300c 4/24, buy it on 4/22 at market open.

 

 

Disclaimer: This information is only for educational purposes. Do not make any investment decisions based on the information in this article. Do you own due diligence.