Twitter guy goes to Ukraine: A big movie set…

If they can fake a pandemic, they can fake a war.

The Journey begins…
On the 3/3 I took a flight from Luton, England to Krakow, Poland.

Via Poland seemed the easiest way into the Ukraine.

Note: all the 33’s. pic.twitter.com/nnekh5Hmif

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 5, 2022

Lights, Camera….ACTION!!!

Przemysl Train Station (the Refugee movie set)

A well planned stage managed route ensures the Ukrainians arriving are bottled necked and compressed into the ticket hall so the media can create the illusion of ‘hell on Earth’. pic.twitter.com/qcOTyE9lez

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 5, 2022

Stage Management …

The ‘Video Village’ of Przemysl.
Here we find the director and producer of the refugee movie.

All staged photos need good lighting. pic.twitter.com/XlqM4K5ebs

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 6, 2022

1min walk away from the movie set…
Life is normal. pic.twitter.com/bVw9OhQfCD

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 6, 2022

Strike a pose…

You larp as a photographer, il larp as a young man heading off to war. pic.twitter.com/WMSZ05aTXm

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 6, 2022

Lviv, Ukraine(Railway station)… another movie set.

I arrive around 2am, I help an old lady with her bags as she seeks information on travel to her home town of Odessa.
Once she is sorted with tickets I take a closer look around.
(The 33 continues to follow me) pic.twitter.com/PiTc1ougLR

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 6, 2022

The train into Kyiv

-I talked my way onto the overnight train.
(Around £5 and a warm place to sleep).

There are many Ukrainians heading back in. pic.twitter.com/n7dGp4fbwB

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 6, 2022

Filming around Kyiv train station was near impossible.
Talking/texting on the phone was ok.
The moment you turned the phone into the filming position… Agent Smiths with guns would appear.

(Agent Smith=Government/police)

I got pulled aside twice within 10mins.
So I left. pic.twitter.com/2LTTkXTD3F

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 7, 2022

The Media claimed intense fighting had reached Kyiv.

I walk the street and see no evidence of this as of yet.

(6th of March) pic.twitter.com/z6ui2YZ7z9

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 7, 2022

Illusion warfare tactics…

Shut everyone inside for a curfew and blast sirens across the city to scare the shit out of people.

(There is never a follow up explosion) pic.twitter.com/atZBbL8Eax

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 7, 2022

Each day I wake up, grab a coffee and continue to walk the streets in search of a War.

I gave up on taxi drivers on day one, they wanted cash (which is hard to find in Kyiv as all ATMs are dry) but understandably they didn’t want the attention of driving a foreigner to Irpin. pic.twitter.com/DkJiVMVTyL

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 8, 2022

The city of Kyiv is now a Movie set…

Come experience the illusion of war as we walk though the Hollywood set know as Kyiv.

PROPS such as abandoned cars, blockades and checkpoints are placed around the city by the visual effects team for a fully immersive 4D experience. pic.twitter.com/WCv9chcEle

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 8, 2022

Tip: Always carry an item and receipt whilst walking around a movie set like Kyiv.

(There are many Agent Smiths in blacked out vehicles driving around) pic.twitter.com/YxAAlIsSNj

— Lez LuTHOR (@LezLuthor) March 8, 2022

h/t 2022 Sucks Too.