Uh-Oh! Eggs SKYROCKET 385% In Price As Chicken DISAPPEARS From Grocery Store Shelves, Silver Stuck At $25

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You can’t make an omelette unless you crack some eggs, but you can’t crack some eggs unless you can actually afford them…

(by Half Dollar) I forgot to buy eggs last week when I made a purchase at Walmart.

It’s probably a good thing though.

Because I nearly fell out of my oversized bonded-leather recliner when I saw the price:


And before somebody shouts, “but it’s all about the sickened chickens in the United States”, let me remind everybody what is happening to prices on pretty much everything, pretty much everywhere.

And it really is a kick to the nether region, especially considering pre-Zombie Apocalypse prices:


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