Is this the fastest zero to starving speed record commies have ever achieved?

HEH:

Plus:

Also heh.

UPDATE: From the comments: “I’m liking our chances if this turns into civil war. We cut off their soy supply lines and force an early surrender.”

Plus: “I knew there were riots, but I didn’t know they were LAUGH riots!”

THE DEMANDS OF THE COLLECTIVE BLACK VOICES AT FREE CAPITOL HILL TO THE GOVERNMENT OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

 

h/t GR