by Chris Black
The Russian government announced it will legalize patent theft and re-open Russian McDonalds under local ownership.
Reports of suicides in America skyrocketed shortly after zogbots realized they are no longer in control of McDonalds, and some analysts say this will push the US government to initiate a nuclear first strike.
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See also Glenn Greenwald: 'It's not just that corporate media rejects Americans' views. They don't permit those views to be heard.'
Seriously speaking, you can’t make this shit up.
Putin may re-open McDonald's in Russia by lifting trademark restrictions: report t.co/SM397YUjan
— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) March 10, 2022
It’s over, man.