by Chris Black
The Russian government announced it will legalize patent theft and re-open Russian McDonalds under local ownership.
Reports of suicides in America skyrocketed shortly after zogbots realized they are no longer in control of McDonalds, and some analysts say this will push the US government to initiate a nuclear first strike.
Seriously speaking, you can’t make this shit up.
Putin may re-open McDonald's in Russia by lifting trademark restrictions: report https://t.co/SM397YUjan
— #TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) March 10, 2022
It’s over, man.