Q Confirmed, Trust the Plan, 3 More Weeks at Most!

by Chris Black

I’m almost getting tired of winning.

Trump is releasing digital superhero trading cards featuring him as a superhero.

It’s time to really start collecting hard.

So much for those who claimed Trump would be better off without Jared and Ivanka around.

If Trump wanted to be serious he’d be out there hitting the campaign trail and publishing plans for how to get the rest of his 2016 agenda that the Dems blocked pushed through.

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Instead he’s skipping events and shilling Pokémon cards.

Shades of Jeb!

But in all seriousness we can’t let this guy get the digital trading card codes.

In other news:

Trump’s final act as POTUS was getting banned from every internet platform and pardoning a bunch of black rappers and Jewish criminals.

What even is this?

 

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