I seriously cant tell between The Onion headlines and SF Chronicle headlines
— Go Cats. (@RogueDonJr) November 5, 2021
When we've gotten to the point where people are seriously asking whether we should tolerate burglaries then maybe it's time to pack it in.
— Demilich Lovato (@DemilichLovato) November 6, 2021
"Government should be super intrusive and solve all social problems. Except crime, of course."
— Oliver Dunford (@ojdunford) November 6, 2021
Probably my favorite thing about San Francisco is that I don’t live there.
— Derik Lolli (@deriklolli) November 6, 2021