Taliban Officially Bans Production, Distribution, And Use of Narcotics

by Chris Black

Bad news for the CIA and their friends: The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan will be a narcotics-free country, which means no more black-budget, and less people dying of heroin overdoses in the US and Europe. But hey, we now have dirt-cheap fentanyl from China, right? It will be okay I reckon, no worries CIA man.

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“We had brought narcotics production to a halt in 2001. That is something we will do. Afghanistan will be drug-free from now on”

 “We need alternative crops, and we hope to bring this scourge to an end.”


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