The Covid Vax Will Make You Immortal Claims CNN

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by Chris Black

So true, CNN.

When I got the jab, I went to test how indestructible I had become. Would I be a mere mortal or Superman? I soon found out.

After walking in front of a bus, taking a toaster into the bath, and stealing Punxsutawney Phil & driving over a cliff, I woke up every day at 6am as if nothing happened.

 I am now a God.

Get vaxed, folks.

 You’ll be an immortal in Hell. And remember, don’t drive angry.

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