by Chris Black
People who got Covid-19 vaccines were not only less likely to die from the virus, but they were less likely to die from any cause over the following months, researchers have reported t.co/Dgm4oZH5bl
— CNN (@CNN) October 23, 2021
So true, CNN.
When I got the jab, I went to test how indestructible I had become. Would I be a mere mortal or Superman? I soon found out.
After walking in front of a bus, taking a toaster into the bath, and stealing Punxsutawney Phil & driving over a cliff, I woke up every day at 6am as if nothing happened.
I am now a God.
Get vaxed, folks.
You’ll be an immortal in Hell. And remember, don’t drive angry.