A comment from a Yahoo article. I thought it was pretty witty.
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal and the
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing with Pow Wow Chow autograph
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
Announcement of VP Nominee – Stacy Abrams – Popeye’s, The Varsity and Hardee’s in the White House kitchen
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama and Dudechelle
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Kamala Harris
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
12:00 Group apology for being white
Is Teddy Kennedy proposing a toast from the Chappaquiddick Bridge?”