In a recent report, the Bureau of Land Management described the proliferation of attendees who have apparently forgotten — or cannot make it to — the festival’s restrooms. This is especially a problem in the deep playa, an area far away from the center of the festival and from portable toilets, the Reno Gazette Journal first reported.
The government’s proposal? Poop bags and pee bottles, either to be brought by participants or for staff members to hand out.
To be fair, wealthy San Francisco elitists should feel even more at home there this year.
(Classical reference in headline.)