Midterm Distractions: Pipe Bombs, George Soros Funded Caravans and Conspiracy Theories

by Chris Black

Are you not entertained? Seriously, this is the best show on earth. Trump’s presidency I mean. Come on in folks, come all. Jump in, the water is warm. We have something for each and every one of you: caravans of tens of thousands of illegals, presumably infiltrated by Islamic terrorists and MS-13 gang members, trying to reach the US border right in time for the midterm election on November 6th.

 

By all means, this is not organized by third parties, sponsoring those people with money for shelter, food and all that. Forget about it, conspiracy theorist. It’s just 10,000 or so Hondurans and Guatemalans who got together in the nick of time and decided to hit the road towards El Norte Out of the blue, they were having a bad day. Obviously, if you believe that it’s George Soros and his ilk who’s behind the whole deal, you’re a crazy tin-foil hatter, an unhinged deplorable and a paranoid monster. I mean, the exact type of right wing nazi who would send improvised explosive devices to good folks like Barry Obama, our beloved billionaire philanthropist George Soros or those lovely Clintons. Not to mention the pinnacle of modern journalism, CNN.

 

See, these right wingers are so crazy that they are actually targeting God Emperor Trump’e enemies right before a major election, just to make a point. Just for the heck of it. And in the same time, they are sending pipe bombs to CNN,  thus prompting a prompt evacuation of the premises, hence making the world safer, fake-news wise. At least for a while. And yes, Republicans are to blame. Because the blue wave looks like it’s not going to be happen after all.Here’s what I am talking about:

 

 

 

The problem with these mail-bombs is that they were 100% complete duds. I mean, since the Unabomber, who the hell is still opening his/her own mail, especially if we’re talking about high profile people, millionaires and billionaires like Soros, Obama, Hillary, CNN pundits and the like? If you read the news, you’d be inclined to believe bombs are exploding everywhere. Wait, no, it’s the Secret Service and corporate security intercepting ALL of this stuff. And the news cycle goons are bursting with joy:

 

Washington Post:

 

The Secret Service said Wednesday that it had intercepted packages containing “potential explosive devices” addressed to former secretary of state Hillary Clinton in New York and former president Barack Obama in Washington, while authorities also rushed to investigate a suspicious package sent to CNN’s headquarters.

 

Wow, potentially explosive devices…as in, this is potentially big news. By the time everyone has already forgotten all about this extravaganza, we’ll have the forensics report probably saying these things were made to look like bombs. Remember where you read it first.

 

The packages were discovered not long after an explosive device was found in a mailbox at the Bedford, N.Y., home of George Soros, the liberal philanthropist who is a frequent target of criticism from far-right groups. The devices sent to Clinton and Obama were found during screening and did not make it to them, officials said.


That day will live in infamy, and we’ll never forget how George Soros’ mailbox was brutally attacked by an anti-semite right winger. Even if that thing did not explode after all, and Soros was not there as it happened (this is like what, Soros residence no. 188214?), it must be portrayed to look worse than the holocaust. Let’s call it Bombocaust for good measure.

 

“The packages were immediately identified during routine mail screening procedures as potential explosive devices and were appropriately handled as such,” the Secret Service said in a statement Wednesday. “The protectees did not receive the packages nor were they at risk of receiving them.”


Basically, alleged bombs were sent to people with Secret Service protection, i.e. to people who never open their own email, hence who were at no risk of getting blown up at any point in time. And yes, Trump is responsible for this, the bad Orange Man, who just said recently he’s a nationalist, dog-whistling to his internet-nazi scum fanbase. See, it’s all falling into place.

CNN:

A suspicious package was sent to Eric Holder but it had the wrong address and was returned to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s office in Florida because that was the return label on the package, according to two law enforcement sources.

The same return address was used for the Clinton and Obama suspicious packages.

Don’t worry, both the Clintons and the Obamas are just fine. And I still believe she’ll win this time, in 2020 that is.

 

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, speaking at an event today, assured the public her family is “fine” after authorities intercepted suspicious devices addressed to her. “We are fine, thanks to the men and women of the Secret Service who intercepted the package addressed to us long before it made its way to our home,” she said.

 

This is a photograph of the suspicious package that was sent to the CNN building in New York City earlier this morning. It was addressed to John Brennan, the former CIA director, and “Time Warner (CNN).”

 

I totally believe this whole thing  is as real as Disneyland. I mean, check this out:

 

Weird design, to say the least. I can’t think of any reason you would have wires leading into both ends like that. Why does a mail-bomb have a timer on it? It’s ridiculous.

What is the probability of someone in the mail room receiving this package addressed to…well, no one in particular, a package obviously containing a sealed metal pipe with, check this out: wires and tape sticking out of it, and then deliver it to Hillary, the former CIA director or whomever. This is beyond retarded.

Is this really their master plan for an October surprise? Full on acceleration, normalizing attempted bomb attacks? This isn’t very smart. Already right wing twitter is railing against these as false flags. False flags are a very common point of discussion even among normie right wingers. The fact that not a single one of these was made to work, that not one was detonated, and every one of them was intercepted perfectly by Big-Bro points to this being an overt stunt and everyone can see this.

 

There are a handful of things that would have made great October surprises. Another bullshit Mueller leak, an arrest of a former Trump campaign staffer, staged violence against the “Caravans” (OH MY GAWD THE CHILDREN) but no, they went full retard and decided to normalize political violence while Trump has control of the military and Republicans still own all the guns.

Is this the worst self-own in world history? Or is the Mossad on a tight budget this year?

I’m willing to bet that, while on its surface this appears to be intended to interfere in the midterms, the true purpose of this staged attack is to move press coverage away from the caravan for a while. It was a very dangerous thing for normal people to be shown pictures/video of a roving brown horde this close to the midterms, so the Left has to pivot to cast the millionaires and billionaires that run their party as the true victims here. Don’t look at the caravan, look at us getting almost kinda bombed by devices that weren’t actually able to explode.

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