● Peak 2020: Beto Once Presented a “Verdant Turd” to His Wife as an Avocado. ● Beto O’Rourke ate dirt after losing to Ted Cruz. ● Baristas to Beto: Get off the countertops.
by doigtaloeil Beto hasn’t even officially been running for president for a day and for months we’ve seen countless cringey articles going out of their way to make him
His campaign spent nearly $70 Million Dollars, or 20.29 per vote, to lose Texas. That does not include the 20-25 million dollars the outside groups like Planned Parenthood or SEIU
WASHINGTON — The cost of a U.S. Senate seat from Texas has never been higher, and Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s insurgent bid to topple Sen. Ted Cruz has now attracted $70
It’s satire, but is it really? via scrappleface: Texas Democrat Rep. Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke said today that he suddenly realizes that a huge campaign war chest makes for “a more