Mainstream news outlets are using a variety of creative excuses to justify the rapidly rising excess mortalities. Spoiler alert: none suggest an experimental mRNA concoction being used on a mass scale for the first time in human history. Perhaps this has something to do with the millions of dollars in funding media conglomerates receive from their pharmaceutical company sponsors. From ‘winter vagina’ to feeling joy, here is a list of unconventional cover stories being used by so-called journalists:
Laughter & Giggling [Mirror]
Falling Asleep with the TV On [New York Post]
Having Sex [Wales Online]
Loud Noise [AARP]
Napping [SciTech Daily]
Playing Video Games [BMC Psychiatry]
Gardening [The Sun]
Holidays [The News Tribune]
Solar Storms [New Scientist]
Feeling Joy [Mirror]
Working Out [Men’s Journal]
Watching Movies [News 18]
Drinking Soda Too Fast [Forbes]
‘Winter Vagina’ [The Sun]
Masturbating [Men’s Health]
Cold Showers [Express]
Climate Change [The Guardian]
Planes Flying Overhead [Daily Mail]
Skipping Breakfast [Express]
Drinking Water [The Sun]
Drinking Cold Water [The Sun]
Drinking Coffee [Inside Edition]
Shoveling Snow [Daily Mail]
Living Alone [LA Times]
Singing [NBC News]
Physical Activity [Irish Times]
Eating Meat [Newsroom]
Driving [American Journal of Preventative Medicine]
Playing Basketball [Knoxville News]
Breakups [Yahoo]
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