Canada: Kindergarteners Given Homework About Jerking Off

by Chris Black

It’s truly liberating that 4- and 5-year-olds are finally learning the most important lesson of human life: you’ve got to stroke it before you choke it.

It’s all just completely normal.

Don’t even worry about it.

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Hey – whatever.

It’s not your business anyway, right?

You’re not responsible for what happens in your country – it’s not like we live in a society.


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