What to expect next week

For bears

• Job reports
• Corona virus cases hitting 1 million
• Corona virus deaths in US surpassing China
• Major cities might still get quarantined
• Deaths will hit 5k as hospitals in major cities are maxing out

Things that will fk bears

• Infinite QE 2.0
• Second Stimulus bill
• Fed revealing their infinite money glitch
• Saudi and Russia kiss Oil upp
• ban on short selling
• possible treatment and cure announced

But seriously wtf does the fed still have in store? They have used all of their ultimate moves.

The only thing I see that can cause a rally next week is if the checks start getting handed out.